Thing you don't say to the wife
Thing you don't say to the wife
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Re: Thing you don't say to the wife
Thats funny I've heard him before,
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
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TIP; Never take a sleeping pill and laxative on the same night
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That's good that :-)
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Re: Thing you don't say to the wife
Just tried 2 of the lines out and I am now sleeping on the sofa
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Sofa! LUXURY, i used to sleep int "Shoebox" int middle of street" ( say in a Northern accent please accentuating the "Luxury word") Sorry you got me going back 25 years then! Youngsters don't worry about this if your confused.
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
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Cardboard box?bigtwinthing wrote:Sofa! LUXURY, i used to sleep int "Shoebox" int middle of street" ( say in a Northern accent please accentuating the "Luxury word") Sorry you got me going back 25 years then! Youngsters don't worry about this if your confused.
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Very good!!!
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Eeh by gum lad! - I can almost hear t' Hovis music int background, with tha clackin' along t'road in yer hob nailed boots n' short trousers!bigtwinthing wrote: i used to sleep int shoebox int middle of street"
As a typical tight arsed Scottish family, I remember growing up. In fact, we were so poor, that in the middle of a hard winter, we used to sit huddled round a candle.
And if it was really cold, we'd light it.
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You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.bigtwinthing wrote:Sofa! LUXURY, i used to sleep int "Shoebox" int middle of street" ( say in a Northern accent please accentuating the "Luxury word") Sorry you got me going back 25 years then! Youngsters don't worry about this if your confused.
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i used to get up, half an hour before i went to bed etc etc, weren't they great sketches!!!
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
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Weren't? You mean aren't, they're still great sketches!bigtwinthing wrote:i used to get up, half an hour before i went to bed etc etc, weren't they great sketches!!!
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Sorry yes they are, my fave however! different sketch but see if you know this one. "Oh the cats eaten it" priceless !!
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!