Thing you don't say to the wife

hallie · Post by **hallie** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:57 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpFD-kgQxnI

lloydie · Post by **lloydie** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:05 pm

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bigtwinthing · Post by **bigtwinthing** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:32 pm

Thats funny I've heard him before,

hallie · Post by **hallie** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:01 am

Link fixed

lloydie · Post by **lloydie** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:23 am

That's good that :-)

Duffy1964 · Post by **Duffy1964** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 7:28 pm

Pure quality

AMCQ46 · Post by **AMCQ46** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:52 pm

Just tried 2 of the lines out and I am now sleeping on the sofa

bigtwinthing · Post by **bigtwinthing** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:39 am

Sofa! LUXURY, i used to sleep int "Shoebox" int middle of street" ( say in a Northern accent please accentuating the "Luxury word") Sorry you got me going back 25 years then! Youngsters don't worry about this if your confused.

MacV2 · Post by **MacV2** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:53 am

bigtwinthing wrote:Sofa! LUXURY, i used to sleep int "Shoebox" int middle of street" ( say in a Northern accent please accentuating the "Luxury word") Sorry you got me going back 25 years then! Youngsters don't worry about this if your confused.

Cardboard box?

dannymassive · Post by **dannymassive** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 8:30 am

Very good!!!

TheGingerBeardMan · Post by **TheGingerBeardMan** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:34 am

bigtwinthing wrote: i used to sleep int shoebox int middle of street"

Eeh by gum lad! - I can almost hear t' Hovis music int background, with tha clackin' along t'road in yer hob nailed boots n' short trousers!

As a typical tight arsed Scottish family, I remember growing up. In fact, we were so poor, that in the middle of a hard winter, we used to sit huddled round a candle.

And if it was really cold, we'd light it.

Virt · Post by **Virt** » Sun Jul 05, 2015 11:02 am

bigtwinthing wrote:Sofa! LUXURY, i used to sleep int "Shoebox" int middle of street" ( say in a Northern accent please accentuating the "Luxury word") Sorry you got me going back 25 years then! Youngsters don't worry about this if your confused.

You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.

bigtwinthing · Post by **bigtwinthing** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:46 pm

i used to get up, half an hour before i went to bed etc etc, weren't they great sketches!!!

Virt · Post by **Virt** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:39 pm

bigtwinthing wrote:i used to get up, half an hour before i went to bed etc etc, weren't they great sketches!!!

Weren't? You mean aren't, they're still great sketches!

bigtwinthing · Post by **bigtwinthing** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:41 am

Sorry yes they are, my fave however! different sketch but see if you know this one. "Oh the cats eaten it" priceless !!

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