How many

[tony.mon]

How many fruit flies do you need to have swallowed while riding with your visor up to make it one of your five-a-day?

Hops are my other four, tbh.....

[bigtwinthing]

How many fruit flies do you need to have swallowed while riding with your visor up to make it one of your five-a-day?

Hops are my other four, tbh.....

i don't ride with my visor up after a wasp hit my face when out on my mates Harley on 2009, i had to go to Hosp to get the sting and its butt taken out on my top lip, Mick jagger had bugger all on me for about 9 days.

[gabi81]

or just get a good helmet so you dont need to ride with visor open
just a hint lazer revolution

[MacV2]

How many fruit flies do you need to have swallowed while riding with your visor up to make it one of your five-a-day?

Hops are my other four, tbh.....

Do you know that they are fruit flies?

If they definitely are fruit flies they are quite small so the numbers required to make them count as a ''one of your five-a-day'' would be quite considerable TBH. Of course it would also depend on weather they had fed before entering your mouth.

Hope that helps.

[ging500]

I would say it depended upon the amount if fruit and number of different fruits it had eaten!!

[tony.mon]

They taste like fruit flies......

[MacV2]

They taste like fruit flies......

But how do you know what a fruit fly tastes like...?

Fruit fly may refer to several organisms:

Tephritidae, a family of large, colorfully marked flies including agricultural pests
Vidalia (fruit fly), a genus
Drosophilidae, a family of smaller flies, including:
Drosophila, the genus of small fruit flies and vinegar flies
Drosophila melanogaster or common fruit fly, an important model organism in modern biology
Drosophila suzukii or Asian fruit fly, native to southeast Asia and an invasive species in North America
Bactrocera oleae or Olive fruit fly, native to the Eastern Hemisphere and an invasive species in North America
Bactrocera tryoni or Queensland fruit fly, an invasive pest species Australia
Bactrocera cucumis or Cucumber Fly, an invasive pest species Australia

Fruit fly may also refer to:

Fruit Fly (film), 2009 film directed by H. P. Mendoza
Fruit (slang)#Fruit fly, LGBT slang with a meaning similar to fag hag


As it's also know as the vinegar fly don't stroke it...

I would be most worried about the last highlighted line, is there something your not telling us Tony ?

[tony.mon]

Tasted like melonagaster, but I can't be sure.
Definitely four wings, they add a bit more bite to the experience than the two-wing variant.
No pips, though, if that helps.....

[MacV2]

Tasted like melonagaster, but I can't be sure.
Definitely four wings, they add a bit more bite to the experience than the two-wing variant.
No pips, though, if that helps.....

Flies don't have four wings Tony.

''True flies are insects of the order Diptera (from the Greek di = two, and ptera = wings). Their most obvious distinction from other orders of insects is that a typical fly possesses a pair of flight wings on the mesothorax and a pair of halteres, derived from the hind wings, on the metathorax.''

Still to cheer you up here's some fly porn...



Shes saying Buzzzzzz buzzzzzz buz buz buz Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Which if you run it through Google tranlate means...

''Ohhh yes Oooooohhhh Yes Harder harder Aiiighhhhhohmygod! '' Apparently...

[tony.mon]

Ah, you discount recent research on the Hox genes and homeobox segment duplication, dear boy.

A classic schoolboy error.