Don't pick your nose, your head will cave in!

[geodude]

I was told this several times as a child and I found it to be a lie. No matter how much digging I did, I couldn't get my head to "cave in"

What lies were you told as a child?

[grumpyfrog]

Smoking stunts your growth- like as if! if they had said your knob would drop off, I might have taken them more seriously!! and nope, playing with it did'nt make it fall off either!
maybe i got that the wrong way round???

[AMCQ46]

masturbation will make you go blind.................... i figured I would keep at it till I needed glasses

[callam_nffc]

that several of my pets went to live on a farm in their old age.....

b8stard obviously just put my pig/dog to sleep lol

[Virt]

Ice cream van only played music once it had ran out of ice cream.

I've still not forgiven my dad for that one!!

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[lloydie]

"You can be anything you want "
What a load of bollux with my IQ I'm lucky to find my way out of bed !! And I wanted to be a astronaut !! Ha ha fiddler

[bigtwinthing]

Smell it before you eat it!!! still do and still love it ( no not "Botty")

[StormingHonda]

Madam palm and her five sister action will make you go blind, either its a lie or people with glasses must do a lot of visiting to that knocking shop, compared to my poping in.

[darkember]

That the moon was made of cheese & mice lived there:)

[tony.mon]

Loud Pipes Shave Wives!


Never noticed that effect......

[Hairy biker]

No one will laugh at you.......

[VTRDark]

If you undo your belly button your elbow will fall off

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[agentpineapple]

If you keep pulling a face, it will stay like that forever.....

[Tam Cunningham]

I was always told that chewing gum was made from coloured peoples toe nails!!!

[VTRDark]

What colour would that be then...White, D Brown, L Brown, Beige, Pink, Blue

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