stupid joke

dkt1376 · Post by **dkt1376** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:43 am

two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says

hope u know how to drive this thing

plivesey · Post by **plivesey** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:46 am

Two parrots, stood on a perch. One says to the other "Can you smell fish?".

3suzukiman · Post by **3suzukiman** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:11 pm

3suzukiman · Post by **3suzukiman** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:29 pm

what do you call a 9ft budgie with a gun

sir

plivesey · Post by **plivesey** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:10 am

Three parrots in a cage. One at the bottom, one halfway up and one at the top. Which one owns the cage?

The one at the bottom. The other two are on higher perches.

Shall I get my coat now or later?

3suzukiman · Post by **3suzukiman** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:08 am

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:49 am

I think this has just reached "favourite thread" status...

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:02 am

i got a feeling that this thread has been hi jacked!!

plivesey · Post by **plivesey** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:21 pm

More on the parrot front I'm afraid.

Why can't you get any good analgesics in the jungle?

Because the parrots eat 'em all.

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:52 am

I think you may have crossed a line there, Plivesey...

plivesey · Post by **plivesey** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:34 am

VTRgirl wrote:I think you may have crossed a line there, Plivesey...

I know, but just look at the plumage. Norwegian Blue, you know.