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...did a job for him today...
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Well he is known as the "hamster" so what kinda poison did you use on him?

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...did a job for him today...
and?

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Teeth whitening?

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I only have 2 claims: kevin mckidd and Samantha Womack . She lives in the next village. Wish I could say I done her a few times!
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shifty123 wrote:I only have 2 claims: kevin mckidd and Samantha Womack . She lives in the next village. Wish I could say I done her a few times!
that made me giggle lol
Where do you live and whats the next village lol
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shifty123 wrote:I only have 2 claims: kevin mckidd and Samantha Womack . She lives in the next village. Wish I could say I done her a few times!
+1 mate :erection:
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Jamoi wrote:Well he is known as the "hamster" so what kinda poison did you use on him?

:D


Well it wasn't that Richard Hammond, but as a hamster is a rodent I'd just use mouse poison, just more of it as he's bigger.

As it happens this RH was a bit bigger than the short butt off the tele .

When I knocked on the door I wasn't expecting to have to shade my eyes from the teeth glare as it was a crappy house on a crappy estate in Plumstead & I believe the other RH earns enough to live somewhere a slightly bit posher... :lol:

I wasn't expecting the door to be opened by a 6 ft black dude with no trousers on but it was... :eek2

He was kind enough to wrap a towel around his waist for the rest of my stay...
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MacV2 wrote:
Jamoi wrote:Well he is known as the "hamster" so what kinda poison did you use on him?

:D


Well it wasn't that Richard Hammond, but as a hamster is a rodent I'd just use mouse poison, just more of it as he's bigger.

As it happens this RH was a bit bigger than the short butt off the tele .

When I knocked on the door I wasn't expecting to have to shade my eyes from the teeth glare as it was a crappy house on a crappy estate in Plumstead & I believe the other RH earns enough to live somewhere a slightly bit posher... :lol:

I wasn't expecting the door to be opened by a 6 ft black dude with no trousers on but it was... :eek2

He was kind enough to wrap a towel around his waist for the rest of my stay...
Jesus Mac! Bottom drawer, trouserless black man! What next? BDSM dungeon :lol:
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Watty wrote: Jesus Mac! Bottom drawer, trouserless black man! What next? BDSM dungeon :lol:
No. You are not coming anywhere near my place Mac :lol:
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Virt wrote:
Watty wrote: Jesus Mac! Bottom drawer, trouserless black man! What next? BDSM dungeon :lol:
No. You are not coming anywhere near my place Mac :lol:
Grab the Handcuffs and the gimp mask, my female friend has a big black toy if your that way inclined Mac!!!!

LMAO
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Jesus Mac! Bottom drawer, trouserless black man! What next? BDSM dungeon :lol:
I was thinking the same....what next :lol:

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It seems strange to us 'normal' folk * on here but the trouser-less thing happens quite a lot in my day to day line of work.

A fair % of the homes I visit are occupied by, er how to put this, the Jeremy Kyle generation... :lol: :lol:

Social housing init bro.

I meet some very nice people but sadly they seem to be outweighed by the more dodgy types.













* I use this term very very generally, as most of you are as nutty as a fruit cake...


Me included...so I feel I fit in quite nicley... :lol: :crazy: :crazy:
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cybercarl wrote:
Jesus Mac! Bottom drawer, trouserless black man! What next? BDSM dungeon :lol:
I was thinking the same....what next :lol:

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:lol: :lol:

Already seen that thanks.

Some dude had a load of chains & eyelets in his walls in the lounge of his flat... :lol:

Oh yeah & that womble Dave Courtney the ''celebrity'' gangster lives in the borough in a council house, he's into BDSM apparently. Never been there meself but one of my collogues has...

His house in Plumstead ...

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Not sure if he's still living there as he was made bankrupt a while ago.
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MacV2 wrote:the trouser-less thing happens quite a lot in my day to day line of work
Stop it Mac, my sarcastic streak is gonna come out in a min, NO NO!
Trouser less moment with a big black man!!!, do I dare ask what you do lol

so do you like the trouser-less moments, the whips the chains and the had cuffs, I can lend you my friend Lynne, but she may scare you, she's a bit of a mistress and well into all that sort of stuff!!!!!
You know you want to, she's wicked with a ridding crop and not alot you can do when your gagged and handcuffed!!!!!
Im so getting in trouble lol
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