Richard Hammond...
Richard Hammond...
...did a job for him today...
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Well he is known as the "hamster" so what kinda poison did you use on him?
Jamie
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and?...did a job for him today...
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Teeth whitening?
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I only have 2 claims: kevin mckidd and Samantha Womack . She lives in the next village. Wish I could say I done her a few times!
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that made me giggle lolshifty123 wrote:I only have 2 claims: kevin mckidd and Samantha Womack . She lives in the next village. Wish I could say I done her a few times!
Where do you live and whats the next village lol
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+1 mateshifty123 wrote:I only have 2 claims: kevin mckidd and Samantha Womack . She lives in the next village. Wish I could say I done her a few times!
SH#T HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
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Jamoi wrote:Well he is known as the "hamster" so what kinda poison did you use on him?
Well it wasn't that Richard Hammond, but as a hamster is a rodent I'd just use mouse poison, just more of it as he's bigger.
As it happens this RH was a bit bigger than the short butt off the tele .
When I knocked on the door I wasn't expecting to have to shade my eyes from the teeth glare as it was a crappy house on a crappy estate in Plumstead & I believe the other RH earns enough to live somewhere a slightly bit posher...
I wasn't expecting the door to be opened by a 6 ft black dude with no trousers on but it was...
He was kind enough to wrap a towel around his waist for the rest of my stay...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Jesus Mac! Bottom drawer, trouserless black man! What next? BDSM dungeonMacV2 wrote:Jamoi wrote:Well he is known as the "hamster" so what kinda poison did you use on him?
Well it wasn't that Richard Hammond, but as a hamster is a rodent I'd just use mouse poison, just more of it as he's bigger.
As it happens this RH was a bit bigger than the short butt off the tele .
When I knocked on the door I wasn't expecting to have to shade my eyes from the teeth glare as it was a crappy house on a crappy estate in Plumstead & I believe the other RH earns enough to live somewhere a slightly bit posher...
I wasn't expecting the door to be opened by a 6 ft black dude with no trousers on but it was...
He was kind enough to wrap a towel around his waist for the rest of my stay...
SH#T HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
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No. You are not coming anywhere near my place MacWatty wrote: Jesus Mac! Bottom drawer, trouserless black man! What next? BDSM dungeon
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Grab the Handcuffs and the gimp mask, my female friend has a big black toy if your that way inclined Mac!!!!Virt wrote:No. You are not coming anywhere near my place MacWatty wrote: Jesus Mac! Bottom drawer, trouserless black man! What next? BDSM dungeon
LMAO
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I was thinking the same....what nextJesus Mac! Bottom drawer, trouserless black man! What next? BDSM dungeon
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It seems strange to us 'normal' folk * on here but the trouser-less thing happens quite a lot in my day to day line of work.
A fair % of the homes I visit are occupied by, er how to put this, the Jeremy Kyle generation...
Social housing init bro.
I meet some very nice people but sadly they seem to be outweighed by the more dodgy types.
* I use this term very very generally, as most of you are as nutty as a fruit cake...
Me included...so I feel I fit in quite nicley...
A fair % of the homes I visit are occupied by, er how to put this, the Jeremy Kyle generation...
Social housing init bro.
I meet some very nice people but sadly they seem to be outweighed by the more dodgy types.
* I use this term very very generally, as most of you are as nutty as a fruit cake...
Me included...so I feel I fit in quite nicley...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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cybercarl wrote:I was thinking the same....what nextJesus Mac! Bottom drawer, trouserless black man! What next? BDSM dungeon
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Already seen that thanks.
Some dude had a load of chains & eyelets in his walls in the lounge of his flat...
Oh yeah & that womble Dave Courtney the ''celebrity'' gangster lives in the borough in a council house, he's into BDSM apparently. Never been there meself but one of my collogues has...
His house in Plumstead ...
Not sure if he's still living there as he was made bankrupt a while ago.
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Stop it Mac, my sarcastic streak is gonna come out in a min, NO NO!MacV2 wrote:the trouser-less thing happens quite a lot in my day to day line of work
Trouser less moment with a big black man!!!, do I dare ask what you do lol
so do you like the trouser-less moments, the whips the chains and the had cuffs, I can lend you my friend Lynne, but she may scare you, she's a bit of a mistress and well into all that sort of stuff!!!!!
You know you want to, she's wicked with a ridding crop and not alot you can do when your gagged and handcuffed!!!!!
Im so getting in trouble lol