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I was in Asda last night with the missus, doing a bit of shopping, when I spotted 12 cans of lager for £10. I was just about to put them in the trolley when the missus said "what are you doing with them lagers?" I replied "£10 for 12 cans of lager, it's a wombles bargain!"
"Put them back" she said, "we can not afford them". So I did.. We went up a few more aisles and then came across the toiletries, the wife picked up this face cream that cost £20 and put it in the trolley. I said, "What the hell do you think you are doing and what do you want that for? It's £20, we can not afford it". She replied "It's my face cream, it makes me look young and beautiful!"
"So does 12 cans of lager and that's half the wombles price, now put it back!"
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:lol: :lol:

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:Lol: :lol:
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:clap: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Did I manage to avoid offending everyone this time? Or am I going to be swamped by angry woman now? :lol:


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I think it's safe to say, that was a joke for the lads!
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Let's hide it from ABB and co. ! :lol: wait, how would we do that? :S


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She's gone quiet recently :wtf: there's another lady on here too, foxyvtr?
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Jamoi wrote:She's gone quiet recently :wtf: there's another lady on here too, foxyvtr?
Busy on arsebook posting loads of crap about poncy seats... :lol:
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:lol: :lol: keep your words soft and sweet Mac, she may force you to eat them :thumbup:

Oh yeah Jamoi, there is. I'm wombles :(


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ferkin' hate bookface, my timeline is full of people a barely know anymore posting close ups of horrible babies faces covered in snot and food. All babies look like Martin Cloones. :thumbdown:
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It has it's uses. Not everyone has a decent phone or contract so it's easy to use to stay in touch with people I know. Most people on it though, I don't. So I just start sh1t and piss them off to amuse myself, I don't know them so I'm hardly burning bridges.

It also helps that most of them are the Richard that bullied me all the way through high school, and I love bringing up their McDonald's jobs while I have my dream job already :D


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Virt wrote::lol: :lol: keep your words soft and sweet Mac, she may force you to eat them :thumbup:

Oh yeah Jamoi, there is. I'm fooked :(


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We have already crossed paths & words on the subject.

At the end of the day it's down to personal choice & taste, it just seems that there's a bit of a seat crusade going on at the mo.

Now I'm all for a bit of extra padding on the admittedly crap seat as standard but I personally don't want mine to look like a chav tarts handbag thank you very much...It's a fashion thing that in a few years or possibly even months will look tired & dated. IMO & I'm sticking to it...the opinion not the seat.
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:lol: So you don't want your burbery seat cover I made you for crimbo then :(

I like the standard seat, it's black and is a seat. :)
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