"Why have you brought a fecking toaster to work, Virt ?" Asked his boss this morning.
"Because I'm a dirty, filthy pervert." he told him, tears of shame filling his eyes.
"I don't get it." He said. "It's not perverted, bringing a toaster in."
"It is when the plug's stuck up your butt." he replied.
Crap joke #237
Crap joke #237
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: Crap joke #237
I don't get that!
Someone please take 0.25 of a second to explain
Someone please take 0.25 of a second to explain
Re: Crap joke #237
I like putting things up the poop chute. Or so Mac believes
Seriously Mac who told you?
Seriously Mac who told you?
Slowly approaching the more bikes than birthdays achievement
Re: Crap joke #237
Nor do I... but you get some strange people in this world that do strange things.I don't get that!
And Mac is one of them.
(:-})
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Re: Crap joke #237
Sexual gratification from sticking strange things where they shouldn't go...Troutman wrote:I don't get that!
Someone please take 0.25 of a second to explain
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...