Crap joke #237

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Crap joke #237

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"Why have you brought a fecking toaster to work, Virt ?" Asked his boss this morning.



"Because I'm a dirty, filthy pervert." he told him, tears of shame filling his eyes.




"I don't get it." He said. "It's not perverted, bringing a toaster in."











"It is when the plug's stuck up your butt." he replied.
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Re: Crap joke #237

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I don't get that! :?

Someone please take 0.25 of a second to explain
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Re: Crap joke #237

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I like putting things up the poop chute. Or so Mac believes :lol:

Seriously Mac who told you?
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Re: Crap joke #237

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I don't get that! :?
Nor do I... but you get some strange people in this world that do strange things.
























And Mac is one of them. :lol:

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Troutman wrote:I don't get that! :?

Someone please take 0.25 of a second to explain
Sexual gratification from sticking strange things where they shouldn't go...
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