Crap joke # 217

[Auto Sol]

An Irishman goes for a job on a building site ....

The foreman asks " What's your name "

" Patrick Omally " he replies .

" How do you spell that " asks the foreman .

" Stuff your job " replies the Irishmam .


Now that must be crap and there was no offence intended

[MacV2]

An Irishman goes for a job on a building site ....

The foreman asks " What's your name "

" Patrick Omally " he replies .

" How do you spell that " asks the foreman .

" Stuff your job " replies the Irishmam .


Now that must be crap and there was no offence intended

Yes it was.

Yes it does.

Yes it's still plagiarism.

[macdee]

as suggested by other other members i had stopped reading the joke section but as i had just returned from a very sad household and wasn't feeling so good myself i thought why not its the crap joke section which i believe is macv2 catch phrase( and not the new want to be )and usual means it will not be that offensive to anyone but here we have the jokes about the Irish again and in this case the poor chaps unable to spell his own name after all he is an

Irishmam

but any way i have to go to the funeral on Friday of my friends brother who after caring for his elderly mother for years with no time for himself and suffering from depression decided to take his own life
i will save you the details all but one he was an Irishman

Now that must be crap and there was no offence intended

[Auto Sol]

First if your story is true it's very sad , secondly your reference to " Irishmen " I am Scottish and have read many " Jokes " about my country men on here some very funny indeed and some not so funny but i accept it for what it is a " Joke " a " laugh " and move on .

[MacV2]

Please don't let this develop into full scale row...again.

Auto Sol, In the interest of forum harmony it would just be far easier if you refrained from posting jokes with an Irish content.

We are all different & all find different things either funny, distasteful or even offensive in one way or another. Just as an example your recent Santa joke has ruined xmas for me for life !

I could quite easily flood the jokes section with 100's of jokes a day, however quite a lot of them whilst they make me laugh, are offensive in some way, so I don't post them.

Now make us up a joke containing Sheep, persons from Coventry, two man tents & a bloke from Rugby & we can all have a good chortle...




Oh & stop calling them '' Crap Jokes # '' Your ruining my reputation...

[Virt]

No blokes from rugby here, just small boys

[MacV2]

No blokes from rugby here, just small boys

You said it...

[Auto Sol]

Please don't let this develop into full scale row...again.

Auto Sol, In the interest of forum harmony it would just be far easier if you refrained from posting jokes with an Irish content.

We are all different & all find different things either funny, distasteful or even offensive in one way or another. Just as an example your recent Santa joke has ruined xmas for me for life !

I could quite easily flood the jokes section with 100's of jokes a day, however quite a lot of them whilst they make me laugh, are offensive in some way, so I don't post them.

Now make us up a joke containing Sheep, persons from Coventry, two man tents & a bloke from Rugby & we can all have a good chortle...




Oh & stop calling them '' Crap Jokes # '' Your ruining my reputation...

Ok ok it's sad but ok , what do you call a sheep tied to a post in Rugby then ..............

A leisure centre

[Kev L]

I would like to register my distaste at the last so called joke(ish). I enjoy a game of Rugby and won't have it linked to sheep or any recreational passtimes involving them...
Chillax dudes,

[MacV2]

I would like to register my distaste at the last so called joke(ish). I enjoy a game of Rugby and won't have it linked to sheep or any recreational passtimes involving them...
Chillax dudes,

Quite right Kev, what use would rugby players have with sheep ?

They are far to busy indulging in strange drinking rituals involving road cones, insertions & dressing up in drag & possibly bumming each other in the showers...

[AMCQ46]

As a big fan of sheep I have to register my distaste at them being linked to a group of degenerate Rugby players!!!!!!!!!!!

[MacV2]

As a big fan of sheep I have to register my distaste at them being linked to a group of degenerate Rugby players!!!!!!!!!!!

As a degenerate I have to register my distaste at being linked to Rugby players, Sheep, fans of sheep, road cones & transvestites, no offence Al.

[Auto Sol]

As a big fan of sheep I have to register my distaste at them being linked to a group of degenerate Rugby players!!!!!!!!!!!

As a degenerate I have to register my distaste at being linked to Rugby players, Sheep, fans of sheep, road cones & transvestites, no offence Al.

is there left to tell jokes about without offending anyone ?
If you think your going to be offended are doing looking at something that might offend you

[VTRDark]

I am offended by people taking offence to a fooking joke. That's why it's called a joke.

(:-})

[BigVeeGrin]

can we mention black sheep???