> > A guy with a black eye boards his plane and sits down in his seat. He
> > notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye too. He says
> > to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask
> > how you got yours?"
> > The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister
> > accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with
> > the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying,
>I'd
> > like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, I'd like two pickets
> > to Tittsburgh'........... So she socked me a good one.
> > The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
> > twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning and I wanted to say
> > to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally
> > said, 'you ruined my life you evil fat slag'