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A "tough" looking group of blue stormer's :biker: were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

The leader, a big man (bsm), gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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lloydiecbr wrote:A "tough" looking group of blue stormer's :biker: were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man (bsm), gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.


While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nicely reworked lloydie, not sure about the ''burly'' is really necessary though...
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fixed :thumbup:
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lloydiecbr wrote:fixed :thumbup:
:lol: :lol:
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Very good Lloydie. :lol: :lol: Where's BSM then.

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cybercarl wrote:Very good Lloydie. :lol: :lol: Where's BSM then.

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