Pets

[Lordy]

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a
little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a
good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his
new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's
with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one
more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and
shouting,

"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the bar for a beer:?

A little voice came out of the box:...........

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my wombles shoes on."

[essexbloke]

i like that one.............