Re: George Michael

Jbrebel · Post by **Jbrebel** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:05 pm

He's supposed to be releasing a single dedicated to his sell mate on Sept 29th.

Hairless Fister should reach number 2

storminateacup · Post by **storminateacup** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:29 am

Jbrebel wrote:He's supposed to be releasing a single dedicated to his sell mate on Sept 29th.

Hairless Fister should reach number 2

That's a crap joke.. A real bummer.

steveb · Post by **steveb** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:39 am

George Michael has been forced to give hand jobs to his fellow in-mates before having to make hot chocolate for them.

He is currently working on a new single about his time inside called,

'fiddler me off before your cocoa'

tony.mon · Post by **tony.mon** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:36 am

steveb wrote:George Michael has been forced to give hand jobs to his fellow in-mates before having to make hot chocolate for them.

He is currently working on a new single about his time inside called,

'fiddler me off before your cocoa'

Making someone hot chocolate- now that's definitely a euphemism, if ever I heard one!

The whole thing was predictable, anyway:
George Michael, and Wham!

Snappy snaps couldn't have bought publicity like that. My next business, I'm gonna ask him to drive into that, for sure, if I can't afford Stevie Wonder.

adam · Post by **adam** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:42 pm

What's George Michael and a pair of wellies got in common?

They both get sucked off in bogs.