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Head gear said
She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear and then whispered “Baaaa” and rejoined her flock.

This book is only for sale in The Falklands, New Zealand, Australia, Wales and certain parts of Derbyshire.
:clap: :clap: :clap:

Get us a cheep copy Jimbo, it sounds like a good read :thumbup:

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Pete.L wrote:Head gear said
She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear and then whispered “Baaaa” and rejoined her flock.

This book is only for sale in The Falklands, New Zealand, Australia, Wales and certain parts of Derbyshire.
:clap: :clap: :clap:

Get us a cheep copy Jimbo, it sounds like a good read :thumbup:

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Calm down Pete ,you're in enough trouble in another thread...........somethin about F cup boobs iirc :lol:
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VTR1000KAZ wrote:i'll give you lads !!!!!!!! :Hammer:
I hope the penguins and the sheep attack you now !!!!!! :sheep shagger: :Finger: :Tongue2:
Looks like giving up the fags has left you a bit tetchy and aggresive Kaz :biggrin
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headgear wrote:
VTR1000KAZ wrote:i'll give you lads !!!!!!!! :Hammer:
I hope the penguins and the sheep attack you now !!!!!! :sheep shagger: :Finger: :Tongue2:
Looks like giving up the fags has left you a bit tetchy and aggresive Kaz :biggrin


Nothing to do with the fags headgear mate, she's a woman :shh:

Ill get my coat before I get battered.

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Pete.L wrote:Head gear said
She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear and then whispered “Baaaa” and rejoined her flock.

This book is only for sale in The Falklands, New Zealand, Australia, Wales and certain parts of Derbyshire.
:clap: :clap: :clap:

Get us a cheep copy Jimbo, it sounds like a good read :thumbup:

Pete.l
They might have a problem reading the baaaa code :biggrin
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Welly might feel a bit sheepish.
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
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bikerpiker wrote:
Pete.L wrote:Head gear said
She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear and then whispered “Baaaa” and rejoined her flock.

This book is only for sale in The Falklands, New Zealand, Australia, Wales and certain parts of Derbyshire.
:clap: :clap: :clap:

Get us a cheep copy Jimbo, it sounds like a good read :thumbup:

Pete.l
Calm down Pete ,you're in enough trouble in another thread...........somethin about F cup boobs iirc :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm alright!
I've got Headgear and jazzscot running decoy :wink:

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Timbo wrote:Only difference would be that this time the yanks would give a sh1t cos there is oil involved :)

nah i only have to go out n drill a hole in the backyard lol :D
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lmao_37 wrote:
Timbo wrote:Only difference would be that this time the yanks would give a sh1t cos there is oil involved :)

nah i only have to go out n drill a hole in the backyard lol :D
Damn!
and hows that back yard doing?
I've heard you've had the coldest winter on record, how're you settling in Bud?

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iam having a great time mate, well we have had the worst winter since 1903 loads of snow n cold temps the dogs just didnt like going out in the back yard when it snowed, the weather here at the moment is 66 degrees n sunny, well i havnt brought a bike yet iam waiting until we get a new house but iam doing my drivng test soon and getting a better job in lubbock, one thing i did do the other week we went looking for a new washing machine and i came back with an gsg AK47 .22 my wife was a little upset with me :( well i had a great time at the rifle range and its so so cheap to by ammo for this its $16.49 for 550 of em and its fun to shoot and the wife was happy to drop me off at the rifle range last weekend so not to mad with me now :D it took 10 mins to do the required paper work to buy the rifle and it cost $425 with a lockable gun case and i walked out of the store with it in my hands :biggrin

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one thing i did do the other week we went looking for a new washing machine and i came back with an gsg AK47 .22
OMG!
Oh well, as they say "Only in America!" :clap: :clap:
That sounds far too easy, and you're a bloody foriegner over there :lol:

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well i do have a social security card and perminent residents card and thats what i needed to buy said rifle but i can buy a barret light .50 if i had the desire to (and the money as they are $9999.95 each) they do a background check on you to see if its legal for you to own a firearm, a phone call to said people like atf or fbi and i was good to go :D
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Jazzscot wrote:
headgear wrote:
VTR1000KAZ wrote:i'll give you lads !!!!!!!! :Hammer:
I hope the penguins and the sheep attack you now !!!!!! :sheep shagger: :Finger: :Tongue2:
Looks like giving up the fags has left you a bit tetchy and aggresive Kaz :biggrin


Nothing to do with the fags headgear mate, she's a woman :shh:
Yeah, and at the funny age as well. (16 to 60)
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VTR1000KAZ wrote:
headgear wrote:
VTR1000KAZ wrote:i'll give you lads !!!!!!!! :Hammer:
I hope the penguins and the sheep attack you now !!!!!! :sheep shagger: :Finger: :Tongue2:
Looks like giving up the fags has left you a bit tetchy and aggresive Kaz :biggrin
i'm always aggressive.. quitting the fags has got nowt to do with it !!! :twisted:

Jazz.. i'm watching you !!! :Slap1: :Tongue: :Tongue2: hehehe
I can see the moderators giving you a KAZBO and putting a tag on your keyboard so you can only post between 07.00 and 07.01 :biggrin
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VTR1000KAZ wrote:i'll give you lads !!!!!!!! :Hammer:
I hope the penguins and the sheep attack you now !!!!!! :sheep shagger: :Finger: :Tongue2:
Oooopppss, sorry ladies as well :oops:

Wind, rain, hail, sleet, sunshine (all in about an hour :eek2 ), sheep, Penguins and wierd vultures. Minefields and some of the worst roads I have ever been on. The wifi hotspot is really slow so probably wont bother posting too many replys as family contact seems more important at the mo.
Take care and keep shiny side up
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