Thats it!

[Jbrebel]

We have to put up with this prat on the TV/News/Radio/in media sources generally for the next month Damn you Jackson!

[cupasoop]

Nothing like a bit of ambulance chasing............just been into HMV, the racks by the doors as you walk in are filled with jacko cd's and the music is blaring out. The guy's only been dead for 12 hours ffs.

[cupasoop]

Oh, and what's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?

Ferguson will still play Giggs in August.

[Jbrebel]

I've had 23 already today First one was at 6.30am

[cupasoop]

The coroner has not officially reported the facts yet, but apparently he has speculated that Michael Jacksons death could be blamed on:

(a) sunshine
(b) moonlight
(c) good times
(d) boogie

[Ernie Cooley]

Michael Jackson's personal belongings are to be auctioned off to pay his outstanding tax bill. Gary Glitter has bid $1M for his computer

[Beamish]

The reports of his heart attack are false.......apparently he was found in the childrens ward after a stroke.

[Ernie Cooley]

There's loads more in here

http://www.therevcounter.com/general-ma ... again.html

[LotusSevenMan]

As you may also know, Farrah Fawcett died yesterday too. In heaven St Paul said that G*d had given her one wish as to what she could have changed on earth. She wished for all the little children to be safe and then ' whoosh'!!! Michael Jackson is standing next to her!!!!!!

OR

Michael Jackson is to be made in to carrier bags. That way he can still be white, made of plastic and stay dangerous to children!!!

Dreadful eh

[Jim67]

ACE ONE !!!!
Michael Jackson is to be made in to carrier bags. That way he can still be white, made of plastic and stay dangerous to children!!!


I will have to put one of those carrier bags away as it might be worth something lol

Jim.

[Jbrebel]

It's quite ironic really...

She always played with major's and he always played with minor's...

[cupasoop]

[ChrisC]

Cupasoop !! Thats the funniest thing i've seen in ages...A CLASSIC

[Beamish]

I wont bore you with the deatils but we have to wear white inner gloves during Nuclear Bio annual testing and loads right handers have mysteriously vanished........I wonder why

[Seeker 77]

I love the way that the media is telling us that we will be mourning him for ages. I won't. Couldn't give a toss. Good jokes y'all, keep em coming