lesser coloured bikes
lesser coloured bikes
i have stayed out of this colourist stuff for nigh on 2 years but no more i tell you
It's nice that there is a place for bikes of shame to have a place to huddle round and blow smoke up each other's arses about their particular offal coloured bikes
You won't find us red owners lowering ourselfs we are above that kind of thing.
Us red riders have all seen the admiring looks riders of lesser bikes give us as we majestically waft past clad in latest vtr red leathers i can lip read ."Look at that Spanker" they say as they admire my highly polished red ock extension.
So I thought it would be easier if riders of other colour bikes just had the one thread, now you can waffle on about whatever colour bike you have without cluttering up the Forum.
just remember red is the law in these here parts
and you will respect your authority
It's nice that there is a place for bikes of shame to have a place to huddle round and blow smoke up each other's arses about their particular offal coloured bikes
You won't find us red owners lowering ourselfs we are above that kind of thing.
Us red riders have all seen the admiring looks riders of lesser bikes give us as we majestically waft past clad in latest vtr red leathers i can lip read ."Look at that Spanker" they say as they admire my highly polished red ock extension.
So I thought it would be easier if riders of other colour bikes just had the one thread, now you can waffle on about whatever colour bike you have without cluttering up the Forum.
just remember red is the law in these here parts
and you will respect your authority
told you not to but oh no you knew better
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Are you on something mate , oh and is "spanker" a typo
SH#T HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
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Macdee do u were ur red lipstick when on ur red machine
Yellow is better you no ur just annoyed because u never bought it in yellow
Yellow is better you no ur just annoyed because u never bought it in yellow
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Is it because I's black?
(well, I is under the yellow paint....)
(well, I is under the yellow paint....)
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
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of course i wear red lipstick on and off the bike
jaundice just didn't do it for me
Watty Kev L where are you
jaundice just didn't do it for me
Watty Kev L where are you
told you not to but oh no you knew better
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Always here Maccer, monitoring the raving gibberings of a delusional fetishist with a leaning to the less hetrosexual side of life and therefore an enjoyer of "dark pink" as a hue!!!!!! xx
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
F3, 954 USD front, K Tech springs, Braced swinger, Penske shock, Six spoke Mockesini wheels, Harris rearsets, QaT, Flywheel diet!, A&L stacks, stick coils, K&N, FP Ti jets, lashings of Ti & CF
F3, 954 USD front, K Tech springs, Braced swinger, Penske shock, Six spoke Mockesini wheels, Harris rearsets, QaT, Flywheel diet!, A&L stacks, stick coils, K&N, FP Ti jets, lashings of Ti & CF
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give me a minuteKev L wrote:Always here Maccer, monitoring the raving gibberings of a delusional fetishist with a leaning to the less hetrosexual side of life and therefore an enjoyer of "dark pink" as a hue!!!!!! xx
told you not to but oh no you knew better
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hahaha that's what I enjoy about this forum when your feeling down always get a laugh with the banter on here excellentmacdee wrote:of course i wear red lipstick on and off the bike
jaundice just didn't do it for me
Watty Kev L where are you
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total writers block that last one wrecked me best i can come up with is an insult
blue rinse
oh an theirs a new friend you have to help you Thomas with a stutter
blue rinse
oh an theirs a new friend you have to help you Thomas with a stutter
told you not to but oh no you knew better
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told you not to but oh no you knew better
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Mine was first reply mate or did you choose to ignore it!macdee wrote:of course i wear red lipstick on and off the bike
jaundice just didn't do it for me
Watty Kev L where are you
SH#T HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
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Ahh you see, tis' truly a wolf in sheep's clothing!tony.mon wrote:Is it because I's black?
(well, I is under the yellow paint....)
Jamie
Jamie
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That was a mirage. Teal came in 11thMine was first reply mate or did you choose to ignore it!
(:-})
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Re: lesser coloured bikes
Bitchcybercarl wrote:That was a mirage. Teal came in 11thMine was first reply mate or did you choose to ignore it!
(:-})
SH#T HAPPENS!!!!!!!!