My mum!

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Jamoi wrote:
Looking forward to it! How are we going to go binge drinking and starting fights if you are on your bike? The train is 1 min away from my house and direct from where you'll be...
sh1t. :lol: might have to take the train then, it's only like a 5-10 minute walk from my accommodation


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Virt wrote:
Jamie in Colchester wrote:I'd probably shoot myself in the foot anyway! Haven't used it for years :(
You've already done that by showing us your mother :thumbup:
Very good Virt i liked that!
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Yes, it's not everyone who will admit to have used his mum in the past, but not lately.
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Jamoi wrote:
Virt wrote:Prepping myself for a nice trip down to essex now this weekend :wink: Jamoi, BEWARE
Looking forward to it! How are we going to go binge drinking and starting fights if you are on your bike? The train is 1 min away from my house and direct from where you'll be...
lloydie wrote:The only thing that let's this pic down is the sliver storm :-(
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Lol looks like someone sneezed on my photo! I'll take another pic when the bike is finished, won't be green though!
ging500 wrote:
Virt wrote:Prepping myself for a nice trip down to essex now this weekend :wink: Jamoi, BEWARE

I live in witham, so a station straight through from Colchester. I'm about 25 min walk from station.
We can tell there is some favoritism, of all the Essex boys he's seeing Jamie!!
Is there a station near you? We could all meet up for a beer near you! :beer:
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ging500 wrote:
I live in witham, so a station straight through from Colchester. I'm about 25 min walk from station.

25 minutes isn't too long a walk I guess, I'm just not sure if I can trust Jamie alone with me for that length of time :lol:
I wouldn't object going over if you and Jamie don't mind either :thumbup:
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Virt wrote:
ging500 wrote:
I live in witham, so a station straight through from Colchester. I'm about 25 min walk from station.

25 minutes isn't too long a walk I guess, I'm just not sure if I can trust Jamie alone with me for that length of time :lol:
I wouldn't object going over if you and Jamie don't mind either :thumbup:
I. Witham town we have a weatherspoons which is about 10 mins from station. If wanted to come to witham I could meet ya at the station and walk down!!
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I'm game. Where's the man-slut when we need him?
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I'm back! :lol:

Sounds quality, well up for that :thumbup:
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Jamoi wrote:I'm back! :lol:

Sounds quality, well up for that :thumbup:
He's even been practicing his local dialect! At least he wasn't squandering his non-forum time :D :lol:
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Wot u on bout virt? Dun u no nuffin? Fings I ave 2 poot up wiv is krazy! Dun got goofed again
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P.s innit.
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:lol: Oh yeah? Like what? Ran out of fake tan? Have you re-used your favourite condom too many times and now it's full of holes and you've got a girl preggers? :lol:
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Ran out of fake tan???? What do you take me for young man? I always keep a few years supply, just in case I get caught up in a Nuclear holocaust but somehow the intense light doesn't tan my face, everyone would be nicely browned while I have a pasty British hue, which simply will not do!

And there's nothing wrong with that trusty condom, if I recall correctly, you made a positive comment on the nature of it's taste that time when you couldn't find your dummy.

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You're a classy bird. :lol:

I made no such comment. Besides it had some stringy substance over it that got caught between my teeth :(

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O dear, I just vomited a little bit!!
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