Re: Covid 19 virus
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2020 11:28 am
Things must be tough in the mean streets of Gloucester if 2 is hoarding!! 
Three sheets to the wind. But four if it's moist.
Why is no-one talking about the third wave yet?
Page 14 of 18
Re: Covid 19 virus
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2020 8:14 pm
Re: Covid 19 virus
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:37 pm
Third wave????? That's what Prince Charles does.
There will be no third way it be f@@k you all we got no money left just get on with it
There will be no third way it be f@@k you all we got no money left just get on with it
Re: Covid 19 virus
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:38 pm
Re: Covid 19 virus
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:33 pm
Track and trace is the wrong way round, surely? You need to trace someone first, then you can track their movements, and see who they have been in the vicinity of.
It should be trace and track, shouldn't it?
It should be trace and track, shouldn't it?
Re: Covid 19 virus
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:39 pm
And winners should get a Tourist Trophy to whoever spreads it furthest and fastest...
Re: Covid 19 virus
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 5:47 pm
Why is everyone happy about vaccines that are 90 to 95 percent safe?
If it was condoms you wouldn't!
If it was condoms you wouldn't!
Re: Covid 19 virus
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 4:49 am
Re: Covid 19 virus
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 10:36 am
Actual I think condoms are around that figure from effectiveness. So I understand most issues are caused by pilot error 
Re: Covid 19 virus
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2020 9:23 am
At last, a vaccine.
In case anyone is worried about its safety, it has already been extensively tested on politicians, who will be guaranteed to find some weaselly reason as to why they are so important that they absolutely must be at the front of the queue.
And their families, and their backhander mates down the golf club.
So any detrimental side effects will already have emerged by the time you and I get a shot.
In case anyone is worried about its safety, it has already been extensively tested on politicians, who will be guaranteed to find some weaselly reason as to why they are so important that they absolutely must be at the front of the queue.
And their families, and their backhander mates down the golf club.
So any detrimental side effects will already have emerged by the time you and I get a shot.
Re: Covid 19 virus
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:27 pm
Is that why there are so many repeats on the BBC at Christmas?
Better Before Covid
Better Before Covid
Re: Covid 19 virus
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 5:45 pm
GrainStorm!
Mac's surrounded...
Mac's surrounded...
Re: Covid 19 virus
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:05 pm
Re: Covid 19 virus
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:37 pm
You can escape by swimming across to Essex...
Re: Covid 19 virus
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 8:51 pm
Only 371 sleeps till Christmas.