Franks Xmas Message...

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MacV2
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Franks Xmas Message...

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HoHoFekinHo...

Greeting all hoomans of the Storm variety & other two wheeled loons...

Well 2018 has been a strange year, the parts bisiness has been going well & I've been kept busy sorting all the parts requests out for you all...

For your projects, general upkeeps, broken bits & crash damage...

Things were looking good, another year another GrainStorm, a very well attended GrainStorm I'd like to add...

My annual holibobs in Devon was the normal hoot, with great weather & fun company...

I was so looking forward to the inaugral NI Storm fest then the fat fek went & threw himself down the bloody road again putting the kybosh on the trip & causing me more bloody work to sort the Custurd out...again... & it meant missing out on Wales for the second year running...Bloody idiot !

Still what with him being off for so long it meant more work for me...he even wangled a deal to send £300 worth of bits & bobs to Sweeden ! Far to cold a place for spiders I can tell you !

Anyhoo enough about him, today I shall be putting me legs up & doing fek all as the fat one is off out to stuff his mush with xmas comestibles & wont be back till tomorrow...lets hope he can stay on two wheels for the whole journey for a change...

I have a nice fat blue bottle I've been saving for me lunch which I shall be washing down with a fermented gnat gloop I have been brewing this past few months...It's a bit potent I had a wee sniffter the other day & fek me I couldnt spin a web straight for love nor money, It looked like Jackson Pollock had been at the silk... :lol:

So have a very merry Crimbletide & I with you all the very best for 2019.

Ride safe & keep Stormin...














Excuse any grammer or spilling mistooks I'm a bloody spider... :lol:

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Actually whilst hes away I'm gonna peruse that specilist web site Spiderpornhub for a bit of fly on fly action...

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PHWOR look at the wings on that !
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All the best for Xmas and new year Frank from Alans 5 tarantulas,Boris,Domino,Rasta,Curly and Charlotte.Alan has just given us all a nice juicy locust for breakfast.I hear you have been playing with another spiders flies.Are you gay?. :)
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Merry Xmas Frank look after Macster he can be a bit clumsy.


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time flies if you are Macs Slave ... enjoy your day off
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Merry Christmas Frank, have you got the family visiting now there’s a bit of space!
While he’s away send us some of his store of posh bits!
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Have a good crimbo frank and make sure to put Mac back into his cage for safe keeping :clap: :clap:
the older i get,the faster i was :lol:
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The fat feker made it back without falling off again... :lol: :lol:

I would of let you at the spares but he locked me in...

He mubbled something about a New Year Sale as he was leaving & hiring better help but I missed most of it as I was laughing at him getting his fat bulk on to poor Custurd with its suzzies straining under the load...

Git never even got me a prezzie... :x
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