HoHoFekinHo...
Greeting all hoomans of the Storm variety & other two wheeled loons...
Well 2018 has been a strange year, the parts bisiness has been going well & I've been kept busy sorting all the parts requests out for you all...
For your projects, general upkeeps, broken bits & crash damage...
Things were looking good, another year another GrainStorm, a very well attended GrainStorm I'd like to add...
My annual holibobs in Devon was the normal hoot, with great weather & fun company...
I was so looking forward to the inaugral NI Storm fest then the fat fek went & threw himself down the bloody road again putting the kybosh on the trip & causing me more bloody work to sort the Custurd out...again... & it meant missing out on Wales for the second year running...Bloody idiot !
Still what with him being off for so long it meant more work for me...he even wangled a deal to send £300 worth of bits & bobs to Sweeden ! Far to cold a place for spiders I can tell you !
Anyhoo enough about him, today I shall be putting me legs up & doing fek all as the fat one is off out to stuff his mush with xmas comestibles & wont be back till tomorrow...lets hope he can stay on two wheels for the whole journey for a change...
I have a nice fat blue bottle I've been saving for me lunch which I shall be washing down with a fermented gnat gloop I have been brewing this past few months...It's a bit potent I had a wee sniffter the other day & fek me I couldnt spin a web straight for love nor money, It looked like Jackson Pollock had been at the silk...
So have a very merry Crimbletide & I with you all the very best for 2019.
Ride safe & keep Stormin...
Excuse any grammer or spilling mistooks I'm a bloody spider...
Actually whilst hes away I'm gonna peruse that specilist web site Spiderpornhub for a bit of fly on fly action...
PHWOR look at the wings on that !
Franks Xmas Message...
Franks Xmas Message...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: Franks Xmas Message...
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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- alanfjones1411
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Re: Franks Xmas Message...
All the best for Xmas and new year Frank from Alans 5 tarantulas,Boris,Domino,Rasta,Curly and Charlotte.Alan has just given us all a nice juicy locust for breakfast.I hear you have been playing with another spiders flies.Are you gay?.
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN
Re: Franks Xmas Message...
Merry Xmas Frank look after Macster he can be a bit clumsy.
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Duffy1964
Yellow 1997 Storm R.I.P. Orange 2000 Streetfighter (Rufus), Red & Silver 1968 Triumph Trophy 650, Blue 2003 Storm Project, Red 2007 Montesa Cota Trials 250 & 1959 BSA D7 175cc Bantam Trials Project
Yellow 1997 Storm R.I.P. Orange 2000 Streetfighter (Rufus), Red & Silver 1968 Triumph Trophy 650, Blue 2003 Storm Project, Red 2007 Montesa Cota Trials 250 & 1959 BSA D7 175cc Bantam Trials Project
Re: Franks Xmas Message...
Merry Christmas Frank, have you got the family visiting now there’s a bit of space!
While he’s away send us some of his store of posh bits!
While he’s away send us some of his store of posh bits!
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
F3, 954 USD front, K Tech springs, Braced swinger, Penske shock, Six spoke Mockesini wheels, Harris rearsets, QaT, Flywheel diet!, A&L stacks, stick coils, K&N, FP Ti jets, lashings of Ti & CF
F3, 954 USD front, K Tech springs, Braced swinger, Penske shock, Six spoke Mockesini wheels, Harris rearsets, QaT, Flywheel diet!, A&L stacks, stick coils, K&N, FP Ti jets, lashings of Ti & CF
Re: Franks Xmas Message...
Have a good crimbo frank and make sure to put Mac back into his cage for safe keeping
the older i get,the faster i was
Re: Franks Xmas Message...
The fat feker made it back without falling off again...
I would of let you at the spares but he locked me in...
He mubbled something about a New Year Sale as he was leaving & hiring better help but I missed most of it as I was laughing at him getting his fat bulk on to poor Custurd with its suzzies straining under the load...
Git never even got me a prezzie...
I would of let you at the spares but he locked me in...
He mubbled something about a New Year Sale as he was leaving & hiring better help but I missed most of it as I was laughing at him getting his fat bulk on to poor Custurd with its suzzies straining under the load...
Git never even got me a prezzie...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...