Bike boot socks.

[bigtwinthing]

No still got her! oops she just caught me typing that. I'll end up with me gonads ripped off. At least Al got to keep one!

she has keen eyesight if she can see those wrinkly old walnuts

[Kev L]

Hello, pot calling kettle. You is black! She is distracted by my Adonis like physique, masculine good looks and my hair like a young otters pelt!

[bigtwinthing]

Hello, pot calling kettle. You is black! She is distracted by my Adonis like physique, masculine good looks and my hair like a young otters pelt!

young otters pelt ! FFS more like tighter than an Otters butt flap. Oh and she is putting up with the small package, as she thinks ya pension pots big.

[Kev L]

And poor old Mrs BTT has to suffer a bowling ball hung like a hamster, bless her patient little socks!

[Watty]

Now now girls!!

[Redthunder]

Oxford or Aldi