itchy chest

agentpineapple · Post by **agentpineapple** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:43 pm

as some of you might know, at last weekends stag doo, my alter ego madame marti made an appearance....

well now i'm suffering for my art, as after shaving my chest to fit the nipple tassles, i'm left with chest stubble, and it's ferking itchy....

lloydie · Post by **lloydie** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:13 pm

Ha ha emac

agentpineapple · Post by **agentpineapple** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:23 pm

I want it to grow back tho..........

Watty · Post by **Watty** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:47 pm

agentpineapple wrote:I want it to grow back tho..........

Being a country boy I find fertiliser works well! I'll leave it to your imagination which type

Ckennedy · Post by **Ckennedy** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:50 pm

serves you right for scaring my eyes and mind for life

Post by **sirch345** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:54 pm

Get her-indoors to rub it for you

Chris.

VTRDark · Post by **VTRDark** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:16 pm

Get her-indoors to rub it for you

That would be his Nan then

(:-})

Post by **sirch345** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:45 pm

cybercarl wrote:
Get her-indoors to rub it for you
That would be his Nan then

(:-})

Nan's always know best

Chris.

agentpineapple · Post by **agentpineapple** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:07 pm

i'm waiting for carl to come round and do it, he thinks he's helping me with an oil leak.....

Post by **sirch345** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:27 pm

Your secret is safe with me Marty

Chris.

Virt · Post by **Virt** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:37 pm

AP, get some hair removal cream and use that. It stops the tip of the hair being like a razors edge as it falls out, rather than being cut off.

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agentpineapple · Post by **agentpineapple** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:42 pm

I might get a chest wig until the hair grows back..........

Ckennedy · Post by **Ckennedy** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:27 pm

If got a wig that would suit you down to the ground. It came to me in a black latex glove

bigtwinthing · Post by **bigtwinthing** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:00 pm

small kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur ( only if you watch big bang will you get that)

Ckennedy · Post by **Ckennedy** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:01 pm

I remember that one!

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