TOP 10 WAYS TO BE THE FUNNIEST PERSON IN YOUR OFFICE
10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath, even if they don't,
and then punch them in the face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives the
sympathy remarks, tell everyone you were joking and call them a bunch of
fiddler.
8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. In the meeting, pretend
you're hacking up a greenie, spit it into a glass and hand it to the person
next to you and say "BEAT THAT".
7. Inform a male colleague that he would make a great rent-boy, then piss in
his coffee and tell him he needs a good shag up the butt.
6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and one hand down the
front of your trousers.
5. Answer every question with "wombles if I know...", then call the person a
racial slur that doesn't even match their colour.
4. Brag about the fact that you carry a gun.
3. Run around the office with your Richard out spraying piss everywhere and
yelling "It wont stop! God help me it wont stop!" Then when it does, look
down and go "Oh!"
2. Ask to borrow a colleague's expensive pen - take it to the toilet and
stick it up your butt - return it to the person and tell them that it smells
bad and tell them to smell it- when they say that it smells, say: "It
should - I had it up my butt"
1. Have a crap on your office floor and, when someone comes in and sees
it, tell them it's the fake rubber kind. When they try to pick it up and
realise it is real sh1t - laugh and embarrass them in front of everyone.
10 ways to be funny at work
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Re: 10 ways to be funny at work
please don't get a job with me please. 
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
Re: 10 ways to be funny at work
I assumed it was going to have a Donald Trump punchline at the end to make it funny! 
AMcQ
Re: 10 ways to be funny at work
Good to see Waynes name again, sadly he is no longer with us.
Chris.
Chris.
Re: 10 ways to be funny at work
Wasn't going to say anything about that Chris. The guy had a beautiful storm back in the day.
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Re: 10 ways to be funny at work
Wayne is certainly not forgotten Kev. You're right he did have a very well sorted Storm,Kev L wrote:Wasn't going to say anything about that Chris. The guy had a beautiful storm back in the day.
Chris.