Friday short one

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Mauser5826
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Friday short one

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The is a new drug out for depressed lesbians





TRICOXAGEN


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Pete.L
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Speaking of short ones.
My Docs given me a new pill and I don’t need the little blue one anymore. It’s
MYCOXAFLOPPIN
Anyone want one?



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Mauser5826
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I told my wife that there's a plant in our garden that's so deadly that if you merely sit under it for five minutes it will kill you.
Clearly worried, she asked which one it was?




The water lily in the pond, I replied.
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
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