Friday short one

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Mauser5826
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Friday short one

Post by Mauser5826 » Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:35 am

The is a new drug out for depressed lesbians





TRICOXAGEN


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Pete.L
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Re: Friday short one

Post by Pete.L » Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:42 am

Speaking of short ones.
My Docs given me a new pill and I don’t need the little blue one anymore. It’s
MYCOXAFLOPPIN
Anyone want one?



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Re: Friday short one

Post by Mauser5826 » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:21 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Friday short one

Post by tony.mon » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:24 pm

I told my wife that there's a plant in our garden that's so deadly that if you merely sit under it for five minutes it will kill you.
Clearly worried, she asked which one it was?




The water lily in the pond, I replied.
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.

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