A risky opener!

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Southwind531
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A risky opener!

Post by Southwind531 » Thu May 10, 2018 11:54 am

The man turns to the consultant and, with a cheeky wink says "So, how soon after the procedure can I have sex with my wife?'
The consultants says "That's the first time I've been asked that question, in all the years I've worked for Dignitas"

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alanfjones1411
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Re: A risky opener!

Post by alanfjones1411 » Thu May 10, 2018 12:02 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN

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Re: A risky opener!

Post by AMCQ46 » Thu May 10, 2018 12:43 pm

:lol:

I can imagine lloydie asking the same if he has to have his dog put down at the vet
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Re: A risky opener!

Post by sirch345 » Thu May 10, 2018 3:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: that is sick, but still funny,

Trust you to think about Lloydie Al :lol: although may be true :wink:

Chris.
A closed mouth gathers no foot. :thumbup:

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