Two prawns Simon and Christian have spent the day hiding under a rock terrified of being eaten by all the bigger creatures of the reef .
That night Simon prays to god to end his misery ...the next day Simon wakes up to find himself transformed into a shark and spends the rest of the day chasing all the other creatures including his mate round the reef..after a while its all very quite and he finds himself all alone,nobody will play out or talk to him ...
So he prays to god to change him back ...next day he's back to his old self , he calls round to see his mate who won't open the door and shouts "fek off Simon I'm not Coming out you'll eat me "
Simon shouts back " you dont understand "
"I'm a Prawn Again Christian!"
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