The Half Decent Joke Thread #30

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The Half Decent Joke Thread #30

Post by MacV2 » Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:46 pm

Kev had loads to drink last night, so before he went into work he made sure he had plenty of mints just in case anyone could smell alcohol on his breath. Despite this, within minutes, the Boss came up and told him leave the premises until he'd sobered up. "How did you know I was drunk?" he asked...

"You've still got a traffic cone on your head."
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Re: The Half Decent Joke Thread #30

Post by Kev L » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:09 pm

Silly sod :lol:
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Re: The Half Decent Joke Thread #30

Post by Swampy » Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:38 am

Hate it when that happens

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