Crap joke #424

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Crap joke #424

Post by MacV2 » Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:49 pm

Al took his wife a cuppa this morning in bed.

"How much snow has fallen?" She asked

"About 9 inches" He said as she looked out of the window she said "That's only 3 inches. Have you used your willy to measure it?"
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Re: Crap joke #424

Post by AMCQ46 » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:26 pm

:Ball Kick:
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Re: Crap joke #424

Post by MacV2 » Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:20 am

AMCQ46 wrote:
Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:26 pm
:Ball Kick:

heheheehe...That obviously touched a nerve
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Re: Crap joke #424

Post by AMCQ46 » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:21 pm

it shrinks in the cold weather ..... 8O
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Re: Crap joke #424

Post by lloydie » Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:56 pm

Num Nub !!

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