The Half decent Joke thread #29

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MacV2
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The Half decent Joke thread #29

Post by MacV2 » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:18 am

Vanstub has a new womaan in his life.

After the normal whining & dining routine the time has come for their first night together for a bit of how's your father, wobbely cuddling...

She comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a bath robe.

He says to her "No need to be shy you can open your robe."

The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished.

"Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.

Puzzled she asks, "My picture?"

He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.

He comes out wearing his robe and she asks, "Why do you wear a robe? "

At that Vanstub opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture".




















He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
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Re: The Half decent Joke thread #29

Post by Kev L » Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:50 pm

You're taking a chance Mac. Having seen what he did to a Storm frame because it pissed him off! Just keep your hammers out of sight!
:lol:
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Re: The Half decent Joke thread #29

Post by MacV2 » Sat Sep 09, 2017 2:22 pm

Kev L wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:50 pm
You're taking a chance Mac. Having seen what he did to a Storm frame because it pissed him off! Just keep your hammers out of sight!
:lol:
Nah he's a big sofftie really...besides I've got bit's he wants/needs... :lol:
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