Crap joke #419

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Crap joke #419

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Tony M has been busy of late on a new venture...



However there was bad news this week as he was forced to shut down his dating agency for lesbian chickens.




He was struggling to make hens meet.


















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Re: Crap joke #419

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Boot.
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
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tony.mon wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:10 pmBoot.
:lol:
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I heard those Chickens like to wear Tony's skirt. Just egging you on...anyone for a fry up.
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Those chickens gave their lives so that I could convince the wife to let me build a nice solid chicken run.

As the chickens always died, we now have a run but no chickens.
However, the run is substantial enough to be clad in nice tongue and groove, insulated a lot and turned into a sauna/steam room.

It's as if I planned it all along.........
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
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