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VTR3545
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Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after their honeymoon, he was working on his restoration project in the garage.

His new wife was standing there at the door watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally spoke ..

"Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage.

You probably should just consider selling all your tools along with your old Firestorm and those other silly bikes”

Tom got a horrified look on his face.

She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He replied, "There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

Tom replied: “I wasn't."
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very good
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