D.I.Y. shop joke

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D.I.Y. shop joke

Post by plumbob » Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:14 pm

A Woman gets a job in her local D.I.Y. shop. If you have any problems I'll be out the back , says the owner of the shop. A few minutes later a man walks in and asks to buy a file. Which one would you like asks the woman, proudly showing the man the display board behind her. I'd like one of those big b8stard please. In total shock the woman runs out to the back of the shop to tell the owner. No no you don't understand he says, the man isn't being rude, a big coarse file is called a b8stard file. Oh says the woman, and goes back to serve the customer.

A few days later another man walks in. I'd like to buy a file please. Would you like one of these big b8stard , says the woman with her new found confidence. No I'd like one of those little fu>>ers says the man.

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Re: D.I.Y. shop joke

Post by lloydie » Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:42 pm

I like it

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Re: D.I.Y. shop joke

Post by Da Lipper » Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:52 pm

:thumbup: :lol:

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