Crap joke #410

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Crap joke #410

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Llyodie & his Mrs were called into school by their teenage sons headmaster.



He said "are you aware of what your sons getting up to after school?". .



Mrs L said "he said that he's been playing table tennis".



The head said "he's certainly been doing Ping Pong....



Unfortunately she's our Chinese supply teacher...!
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Ha ha he wishes
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Inscrutable Chinee .....two Wong's not make a White :lol:
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Velly funny
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Would that be better if the name of the Chinese teacher had been "Ping Pong"?
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tony.mon wrote:Would that be better if the name of the Chinese teacher had been "Ping Pong"?
Wot you on about ?


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It's ok, I forget the start by the time I get to the punchline anyway.
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