Crap joke #402

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Crap joke #402

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My local butcher laid down a bet of £20 grand if I'd climb to the top of his highest meat shelf.

I refused... The steaks where too high...





























I'll get meat cleaver on the way ooout...
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Mac...... you spend too much time beating your meat
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Go sit on ya rump
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AMCQ46 wrote:Mac...... you spend too much time beating your meat
Meatbeat...It makes it nice & tender...
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lloydie wrote:Go sit on ya rump
Ahh me ribs !
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MacV2 wrote:
I refused... The steaks where too high...
Does that mean the beef bullocks had been on too much grass :biggrin

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sirch345 wrote:
MacV2 wrote:
I refused... The steaks where too high...
Does that mean the beef bullocks had been on too much grass :biggrin

Chris.
That reply has given me the hemp...
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