Scotish baker...

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MacV2
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Scotish baker...

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I went into a Scottish bakery, earlier.

'How much is that cake?' I asked the baker.

'A poond'

And how much is that one?

'A poond'

And that one?

'A poond'

'In fact, all ma cakes are a poond', he said.

'Ach, apart from that one'

'Its two poonds'

Why's that then?

'That's Madeira cake..'










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:biggrin :biggrin it took me a while to get there till I tried it with a Scotish accent.
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:lol: keep taking the tablets Mac :wink:

Chris.

PS. I like battenberg too, I haven't had that for years :)
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