Badger joke...

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MacV2
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Badger joke...

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A man travelling with his wife in the car hit a badger.


He got out of the car and lifted the injured badger In the car, he handed it to his wife and said "hold it between your legs to keep it warm".


His wife protested saying"but it's wet and fecking smelly"....


"I know" said the husband"just hold it's fecking nose"
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Paultandy
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:clap:
:beer: I drink beer like my bike drinks petrol :beer:
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lloydie
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Ha ha ha
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN
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