Kylie...

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MacV2
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Kylie...

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Rod Stewart, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking past my house following Kylie.

Kylie tripped and got her head stuck in the fence railings and coudn't get out.

Never one to miss an opportunity Robbie and Rod gave her one from behind and turned to see if Elton wanted a go.

He was sobbing saying 'I'd love to but don't think I can get my head in the railings...'
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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He needs lube !!
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:clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN
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She's changin her surname to SASSIE soon
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Saintsman27 wrote:She's changin her surname to SASSIE soon
Is that as in Vidal Sassy Soon?

''Kylie Sassie Soon'' is a weird name. :roll:
If it ain't broken...f*ck about with it until it is.

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:clap:
:beer: I drink beer like my bike drinks petrol :beer:
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