Crap joke #397

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MacV2
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Crap joke #397

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My nephew fell asleep at a recent Birthday party we had...


So for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrow's off and draw a rock on his forehead.


My sister went fecking mad when she looked in his pram .

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Re: Crap joke #397

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Ahhhh - kiddie winkles. The spawn of Satan.

And talking of kids...

I remember when my wife and I decided to go out for a meal one evening.

We left the kid at home with a jigsaw to play with.

Imagine our shock when we came home and found he had sawn 4 of his fingers off....
If it ain't broken...f*ck about with it until it is.

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Re: Crap joke #397

Post by alanfjones1411 »

Hahaha.The ginger beard man strikes again :lol: :lol: :lol:


When i was in B&Q DIY store the other day a man in an orange overall asked me if i wanted decking.

Good job i got the first punch in.
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