Crap joke #396

MacV2 · Post by **MacV2** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:22 pm

Mrs Lloydie today chatting to her mate....

"Does your tw@ twitch after sex?"

"No he just farts, rolls over and falls asleep."

MacV2 · Post by **MacV2** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:23 pm

Allegedly...Al told me, he was hiding in the wardrobe & overherd them...

lloydie · Post by **lloydie** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:29 pm

What's happened to the wombles swear filters ! And for the record she does call me a tw@ and I don't fart I'll have you know so she's lying !!!

Kev L · Post by **Kev L** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:51 pm

Oh bollox, I was hoping all the updates on the forum would have sorted out Mac's sense of humour! Never mind hay ho!

lloydie · Post by **lloydie** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:40 pm

Kev L wrote:Oh bollox, I was hoping all the updates on the forum would have sorted out Mac's sense of humour! Never mind hay ho!

No mod can sort that ! Only a hole in the head could !!!!!

Kev L · Post by **Kev L** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:05 pm

I fear you're correct Lloydie me old mate, Mac's humour flatlined some time ago and we really should give up all hope of any recovery!

TheGingerBeardMan · Post by **TheGingerBeardMan** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:43 pm

And the fancy pants tech savvy award goes to Lloydie....for being the FIRST to use the new emojis on the forum.....

Schmart-erse.

lloydie · Post by **lloydie** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:01 am

I've been using them for years

but they have always came out as writing

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