Now this one is rude...

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Now this one is rude...

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...Don't blame me if it offends you...You read it despite the warning...
































Marty bought a porn film the other day, he put it in the DVD player but it was just a dark blurry picture of some fat bloke holding his Richard....




























...Then he realised he hadn't switched the tv on yet.
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that was the best joke yet, laughed my lunch up................................. which would be the same ending if I saw marty in his grubby undercrackers
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AMCQ46 wrote:that was the best joke yet, laughed my lunch up................................. which would be the same ending if I saw marty in his grubby undercrackers
You did ask...

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yup that worked :sick:
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Very good. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Wrong on so many levels !! :thumbup:
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dont post the pic with the growler on it please, feck thats orrid
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dvd are so last decade..... :wink:
mac i'm still disturbed that you think of me in this way, you need to go see a qwack asap.
now get back to work you raspberry, you obiously have too much time on your 6 figured hands..... :Ball Kick:
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agentpineapple wrote:dvd are so last decade..... :wink:
mac i'm still disturbed that you think of me in this way, you need to go see a qwack asap.
now get back to work you raspberry, you obiously have too much time on your 6 figured hands..... :Ball Kick:
What that your a waaaanker ? How will veiwing a Mallard make me change my mind ?

6 figured hands ?? :roll: Better than having fat fingers & don't go blamein' auto correct... :lol:
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YAAAAAY!!!!

:Beer Popcorn: :biker: :Boxing: :Beer Popcorn:

Handbags at 20 paces!!...


:lol: :lol:

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TheGingerBeardMan wrote:YAAAAAY!!!!

:Beer Popcorn: :biker: :Boxing: :Beer Popcorn:

Handbags at 20 paces!!...


:lol: :lol:

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Nah...I'd just leg it he'd never catch me... :lol:
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:lol: :clap:
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