He immediately goes to Hell, where the devil is waiting for him "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do."
"I've got just three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, and then you have to take that person's place."
Donald thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Barack Obama, and a large pool of water.
Barack kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over again he dived in and surfaced with nothing.
Such was his fate in hell. "No," Donald said. "I don't think I could do this. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long. Also, it would also completely ruin my hair."
The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer; time, after time, after time.
"No, this is no good either; I've got this problem with my shoulder I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Donald.
The devil opened a third door and Donald saw Bill Clinton, lying on his back on the bed, with his arms and legs tied, one to each corner of the bed in spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was a naked Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Donald looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, this is for me, I can handle this all day long."
The devil smiled and said...........
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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