Crap Joke #457

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MacV2
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Crap Joke #457

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I was riding along when a man waved me down.
















I pulled over and he asked me if I could give him a few directions.




















'Certainly,' I replied, 'up, down, east and west.'

Then I rode off...


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Re: Crap Joke #457

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That was you, you baa steward?
I didn't recognise you in that wig, gimp mask and rubber outfit....
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Re: Crap Joke #457

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tony.mon wrote: Thu Oct 15, 2020 7:02 pm That was you, you baa steward?
I didn't recognise you in that wig, gimp mask and rubber outfit....
Couldn't have been me, that get up is Saturdays only... 8O
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