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Kev L
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Wise words

Post by Kev L » Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:50 pm

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a
Particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of quid for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted £10 and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you spend this on bike parts instead of food?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't had a bike in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied,
"That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and bikes."........🤪
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Re: Wise words

Post by Pete.L » Tue Nov 26, 2019 6:06 pm




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Re: Wise words

Post by alanfjones1411 » Tue Nov 26, 2019 6:29 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap:
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN

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Re: Wise words

Post by Duffy1964 » Tue Nov 26, 2019 7:28 pm




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Re: Wise words

Post by sirch345 » Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:12 pm

:lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:


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