Four Storms.....

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Re: Four Storms.....

Post by MacV2 » Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:23 am

cybercarl wrote:Still no Blueies. Now they are getting old looks like they can't rise :erection: to this thread. :lol: :lol:

(:-})
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Either that or haven't got the power to get to the keyboard.... :wink:
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Re: Four Storms.....

Post by cliveyandrews » Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:27 am

They're still typing, very sloooooooooooowwwwwly....


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Re: Four Storms.....

Post by MacV2 » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:35 am

cliveyandrews wrote:They're still typing, very sloooooooooooowwwwwly....


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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Four Storms.....

Post by MacV2 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:35 pm

Now this was a quality joke, in fact it still is...


Red Storm despite only drinking soft beverages all night was later tested positive to to containing thoroughbred Race horse DNA.

Yellow Storm had traces of wasp or possibly hornet DNA.

Black Storm was found to have 50% Bear with some small amount of frog DNA for some reason.

Orange Storm tested for 100% fruit juice with lots of Vitamin C.

Silver Storm wasn't invited for testing as it's not really a colour.

Blue Storm was found to contain quite a high % of French Poodle.

Matt Black storm,at the back of the queue, wasn't tested as A/ it's a bloody immigrant from bloody Germany. B/ by the time it got there the testing lab had closed for the weekend.
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Re: Four Storms.....

Post by Kev L » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:50 pm

Get back into the padded room Mac, and put the nice jacket on with the arms that fasten at the back!! :lol:
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Re: Four Storms.....

Post by MacV2 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:23 pm

Kev L wrote:Get back into the padded room Mac, and put the nice jacket on with the arms that fasten at the back!! :lol:
Ok, I'll get the blue out of the closet Kev...
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Re: Four Storms.....

Post by Virt » Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:34 pm

Don't diss the matte black. You know deep down it will be the fastest :L
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Re: Four Storms.....

Post by lloydie » Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:10 am

Virt wrote:Don't diss the matte black. You know deep down it will be the fastest :L
of the under 20s :lol:

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Re: Four Storms.....

Post by Virt » Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:14 am

lloydiecbr wrote:
Virt wrote:Don't diss the matte black. You know deep down it will be the fastest :L
of the under 20s :lol:
Nah. It won't be the fastest until like a fortnight before my 20th when I can incinerate the washers in the carbs :lol:
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Re: Four Storms.....

Post by MacV2 » Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:55 am

A Classic from the vaults...

Many a newbie deservs to see it...

I wonder if Black & yellas hangovers have cleared up yet ?
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Re: Four Storms.....

Post by tony.mon » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:47 am

Hangovers will be gone, but neither will have managed to pot the black yet....
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