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tony.mon
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Balance

Post by tony.mon » Sat Mar 09, 2019 6:27 pm

Popkat likes to hide in the woods, watching the young people having sex in their cars in the car park.

His wife doesn't approve and only lets him out once a fortnight.

He knows how important it is to have a good lurk/wife balance.
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.

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MacV2
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Re: Balance

Post by MacV2 » Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:55 pm

tony.mon wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 6:27 pm
Popkat likes to hide in the woods, watching the young people having sex in their cars in the car park.

His wife doesn't approve and only lets him out once a fortnight.

He knows how important it is to have a good lurk/wife balance.
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Re: Balance

Post by Duffy1964 » Sun Mar 10, 2019 1:07 pm




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Re: Balance

Post by AMCQ46 » Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:41 pm

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