The Half Decent Joke Thread #33

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The Half Decent Joke Thread #33

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A gold prospector rides into a western town and ends up at the saloon.

"Hey," he says to the barman. "I'm mighty horny, are there any women in this town?" "No," says the barman, "When we feel like that we use Old Jake"

"Fck off!" says the prospector, "I'm not like that,"

The next day he goes back into the saloon. "Are you sure there are no women in this town?" "No," says the barman, "there's only Old Jake"
"I told you, I'm not like that!" says the prospector.

Three weeks later he goes back to the saloon. "Look" he says, "If I was to avail myself of Old Jake, who would know about it?"

The barman says, "Only you, me, Ben and Zac."

"Ben and Zac? Why have they got to know about it?"




















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"They've got to hold him down, Old Jake's not like that either."
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