The Half Decent Joke Thread #32

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The Half Decent Joke Thread #32

Post by MacV2 » Wed Oct 24, 2018 8:11 am

Man goes to thai massage parlour and while getting a massage of this gorgeous Thai girl he gets the biggest erection of his life.

Thai girl: "Can yu turn arond pees Sir?"

Man "Do I have to?"

Thai girl: "Yes pees Sir I'm nearly done"

Man "OK" After swallowing the embarrassment the man turns around.

Thai girl: "Oh mi sir, yu hav big hard on, would u like w ank?"

Very happy man: "Yes please"

Thai girl: "OK give me 2 mina"

Man lies back and smiles and thinks how lucky he is.

10 mins pass and the Thai girl comes back and stickes her head around the door...

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Re: The Half Decent Joke Thread #32

Post by lloydie » Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:44 pm

That was an anti climbmax !!

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Re: The Half Decent Joke Thread #32

Post by Kev L » Wed Oct 24, 2018 6:56 pm

Star Wars joke, Han Solo!!!
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