OP storm SW Scotland Mk5, Aug 4th to 7th 2017

[Flatline]

Unfortunately, a holiday has been booked in another part of the UK on this weekend

Wife has told me I can come to Scotland, of course I can, not a problem, enjoy yourself, we will be fine, not a problem (She said that twice)

There were a lot more reasons why it would be ok for me to come to Scotland, in fact she took a good 15 minutes to list them

However, I am not sure if she means it

So whilst I am overjoyed at her generosity, I have this awful suspicion that I am missing something, you know, not reading the situation correctly

Am I correct to be worried?

What can I use to stand up for myself?

[AMCQ46]

Were her lips moving?





She was lying

[fabiostar]

as Al said.

moving lips..............your good to go.

non moving lips............go and il cut your balls off..

[Flatline]

They were moving.

Just the top lip though.....sort of curling up on one side

Hmm, doesn't look good does it

[fabiostar]

no no one lip moving is fine, see you in Scotland..

[Pete.L]

Wife has told me I can come to Scotland, of course I can, not a problem, enjoy yourself, we will be fine, not a problem (She said that twice)

All I read there was you can come to Scotland. Sounds great to me

Pete.l

[AMCQ46]

see you in Scotland Flatty, wifes are overrated ..... shhh don't tell mrsMcQ that I said that

[Flatline]

Hey hey hey. She insists.........yep

Yes, really......."NO! I bloody insist" and then it was something about travel, sex and friends, All good subject

Things are looking up

Anyway, something must have happened at work cos she's not talking to me now, seems really upset, so it must be bad

Wow, the wind is strong, it really slammed the door

Still, it's quiet in the house now.............................. oh, she's gone out

[Kev L]

What are you like at kipping with at least one eye open? You may end up with a greater testicular failure rate than Al!

[Flatline]

me practicing

[fabiostar]

flatty. its the old double bluff, they all do it.

she wants you to go so she can go on holiday and get you(the husband) outa her hair.with me so far?

but heres the female double. if she makes you feel like your getting your way then you owe her big time in the future .

so she gets you outa her hair,she makes you take the blame and she gets you to pay up later..easy..always make them think they have won..

[Flatline]

Al, what dates are Scotland next year?

When I know the date, I will block the time out on the family calendar she keeps downstairs

This will stop her conveniently forgetting what I have told her

[AMCQ46]

Al, what dates are Scotland next year?

When I know the date, I will block the time out on the family calendar she keeps downstairs

This will stop her conveniently forgetting what I have told her

ww try and hit the same slot, 1st weekend in aug, but will work it out after this one is over

[Flatline]

I'm coming on Friday leaving on Sunday

Someone send me Pete's number please

[Pete.L]

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